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The bestBlonde Joke Ever

June Fourth 2006

I don't usually link to other pages on the internet, but this is the funniest blonde joke I have seen in a while and it's copyrighted- so here it is: Funniest Blond Joke Ever.

Hope you enjoy it. If you do, copy and paste this code to add a link to your site or as a comment on your blonde friend's myspace:

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Ed Palma
16 July 2006, 00:10
OR in PHP...
function BlondeRating($numClicks)
{
if ($numClicks >15) {
$clicker = 'Natural Blonde';
} else if ($numClicks >10) {
$clicker = 'Bleached Blonde';
} else if ($numClicks >3) {
$clicker = 'Wannabe Blonde';
} else {
$clicker = 'Brunette';
}
echo ('I\'m proud to be a' . $clicker . '!');
/*Single Quotes used for speed- originally was as below
echo ("I'm proud to be a $clicker!";
*/
}
Dave M
08 July 2006, 14:47
function BlondRating()
{
if (NumClicks > 15)then
Clicker = "Natural Blond";
else if (NumClicks > 10) then
Clicker = "Bleached Blond";
else if (NumClicks > 3) then
Clicker = "Blond WanaBe";
else
Clicker = "Brunette";
Println("I'm proud to be a " + Clicker + "!");
Println("LOL...Cheers!");
}


Alyse
20 June 2006, 20:57
Ok so thats not funny..... i actually fell for it..... i didn't think that my friend would lead me astray!! LOL.... i guess it was funny!!!

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